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Post Apr 14th 2002 at 5:29 am
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired...

Well? Who's up for a game of Mama Snaps & comebacks??? Let's hear your best ones!!! I got a million of 'em!!! Remember, NO FLAMING, & STAY ON TOPIC!!! None of these are meant personally about your Mama's, it's all for fun!!! Your post MUST include a "Your Mama" Diss, anything else is outta here...OH YEAH, THIS ISN'T FRUSTRATION, SO NO FOUR LETTER WORDS!!!

Here's a few to start off:

Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers...

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples...

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter...

Post your best...
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Post Apr 14th 2002 at 6:47 am
Oh yea, well:

Yo mama's so fat I have to take a train, a plane, and 2 buses to get on her good side! ...

Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747! ...

Your mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone!...

Your mama's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future!

lol Big Grin
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Post Apr 14th 2002 at 6:52 am
Oh yeah, you takin' bout my mama like that??? Well,

Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.

Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.

Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying "Change for the poor."

Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons. Tongue :1:
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Post Apr 14th 2002 at 7:07 am
...OK well...

Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.

Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step. lol

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles. Big Grin
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Post Apr 14th 2002 at 7:15 am
Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours!

Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard.

Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.Red Face

Tongue Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.
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Post Apr 14th 2002 at 4:32 pm
yo mama's nose so big she hits people with it on the street, because it is big and gets in the way....

Yo mama so skinny she hanglide on a doritooo!

WEEOO i'm the best!
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