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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 10:57 pm
Hmm....

What the bajeeberz is a gamflork, anyways?

I mean what does a toaster care if it is blown to peices by some one with a shotgun?

It's a toaster for crying out loud.

They don't control an army of brustle sprout or any thing, so why are we be making so many freaking "Land before Time" movies?

I mean first of all the story lines always suck.

Second of all, The characters suck.

Third of all, the whole concept sucks.

And fourth of all, my basement is flooding with orangeberry juice.

Yet they keep making more of them.

By the time they finish, the brenswutzle will have already fallen into the cauldron of peanutbutter fish and that Tick King, Time Bomb, will have lost his temper and blown up on everyone because he ticks when he talks, and nobody can understand him through all that tick-talking. Boy, does that hot head have a short fuse!

So if Joe Bob doesn't find a dead tuba-mancer soon, the nuke'll go of and we will have to listen to elevator music for the rest of this post, which is about to end, even though it's still 2 soon to tell if the turkey is done. I hope it finishes soon, because with out it, i can't get into the army, which is important for me because i'm a squid, but i'm a land squid so i can't join a rock band, because all i have is a fez and twenty-two million dolars in rat crap. But now i've talked to much, which is not enough, which makes it just perfect.

In all, what i'm trying to say is,
BLARG!
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:04 pm
I dare ya to try to top that.

Bet ya can't.

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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:21 pm
Is your name Jeremy Suman? You sound just like someone I know...
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:24 pm
I gave you a 10 for not going off topic at all. There is no going off topic in off topic!
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:25 pm
I dare you to stop spamming , beat ya cant do that !
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:28 pm
Well, I bet he worked long & hard writing that, so I'll let it stay, just don't make a lot of these kinds of threads, K??? :1: I'm still trying to find the point of it all, it's gotta be more than "Blargh"...
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:31 pm
This isnt spam but what he is doing in the PATPAY thread is!!!!!
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:34 pm
it's point was to be pointless and confusing.

That's my signature move.

I told you things were going to get a alot more interseting now that i'm here.

I've also discovered that people need to be confusde every once in a while. It can relieve stress.

Not to mention it sounded funny.lol lol lol lol
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:37 pm
Originally posted by Up In Smoke
This isnt spam but what he is doing in the PATPAY thread is!!!!!


Hey, had you just let me post three times in a row, and finish off the gag, that would have been it.

That's Demento!
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:39 pm
Try to post topics with a bit more meaning...We all enjoy a good laugh, but also value intelligence as well

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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:44 pm
Originally posted by Up In Smoke
I dare you to stop spamming , beat ya cant do that !


IT'S NOT SPAM! IT'S A DEMENTIAN CIPHER! IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY AND CONFUSING! GET IT STRAIGHT!
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:46 pm
Yea , whatever you say , just go play in the interstate and dont post stupid stuff
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:46 pm
Originally posted by kmfdm_kid2000
Try to post topics with a bit more meaning...We all enjoy a good laugh, but also value intelligence as well

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Yes, i'm the same Demento from the Vgchat messageboard.

But why the freaking heck should that matter?

Tell me that.
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:47 pm
Originally posted by TheGreatDemento


Hey, had you just let me post three times in a row, and finish off the gag, that would have been it.

That's Demento!


It's also smamming a thread, which ain't cool, against the rules, & K_kid does NOT like...Don't let it happen again, & all will be OK...
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:48 pm
oh and by the way, if my posts had meaning, they wouldn't be funny.

I speacialize in nonsense.
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Post Apr 23rd 2002 at 11:49 pm
that was just crap! that's not ranting that's just....stupid commenting! i'll give you a rant YARR!!!
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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 12:02 am
you obViously didn't get it.

It wasn't a rant.

It was a Dementian Cipher.

Notice how i was almost constantly changing the subject.

I also put a few puns in there.

Trust me, a rant would have been a hole lot longer, so you'd fall pretty far down it.
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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 12:06 am
Funny.....

This off-topic topic is off the topic of off-topic

(Heh. A tounge twister)
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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 12:13 am
Demento try to post with some sense and don't post after yourself. Are you just trieing to get your post count up because your goin about the wrong way of doing it.:fro:
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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 12:35 am
I've said it once, i'll say once more.....


I DON'T GIVE A $H17 ABOUT MY POST COUNT! NEVER DID, NEVER WILL!

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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 2:43 am
Ahmbladee, ahmbladop

From the middle, to the top

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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 3:34 am
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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 11:43 pm
Um.. what is a poll doing in off topic?
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Post Apr 24th 2002 at 11:47 pm
LOL keep it here ,i dont want it in my place!
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Post Apr 25th 2002 at 12:28 am
you PeopLE SHOuld bE GLad ThAt I DiDn'T PoSt mY "QUESTIONS TO CON FUSE THE MIND" ThREad.
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Post Apr 25th 2002 at 12:32 am
Questions to confuse the mind? Alrighty..
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Post Apr 25th 2002 at 12:40 am
Originally posted by Elektro Bunnie
Questions to confuse the mind? Alrighty..


Let's just say they could confuse even me.
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Post Apr 25th 2002 at 1:25 am
I answered the questions but someone deleted the thread.:flaming:
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Hey I liked the pooping clown cereal!lol
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