Anfiniti Constitution

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Preamble

We, the delegates of Anfiniti, have come forth to present to it's users the constitution of Anfiniti, hereby outlining all that encompasses our digital existence on this territory of the internsets. In order to establish a more defined continuation of the board and a more structured means of interaction, and to persist in the pursuit of porn, music, and adult humor involving Delve's boobs, we have ordained this document, without any ostentatious equivocation, to define the rule of law(???).


Amendment I

Anfiniti exists against the theory that the internet is serious business, and revels in the politically incorrect and taboo. If you cannot laugh at yourself, it is best you leave.

Amendment II

It is written that belonging solely to any social clique existing outside Anfiniti is immediately nullified upon entrance to the site. No one here is cool automatically except for like Me and Enema, and some other people I can't remember.

Amendment III

Moderators are only obligated to follow the rules sometimes.

Amendment IV

Trolling is encouraged.
But for the love of all that is good and holy, apply a little brain power to your efforts.

Amendment V

Anfiniti does not care about your problems, do not bring them.

Amendment VI

The shoutbox is always nsfw.

Amendment VII

Tentacle rape is encouraged.

booyah

nutz in da azz.

Amendment IX

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE LOTS OF FUN, OPEN UP YOUR LOVING AND WATCH OUT HERE I COME

Amendment IX-A

COME

Amendment IX-B

COME

Amendment IX-C

COME

Amendment IX-D

COME

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